Monday, December 05, 2005
park rangers
Don't give speeding tickets on the interstate. Or anywhere else, for that matter. In case you were wondering. You can pass them. Especially if they, too, are speeding. They might give you a fine for pitching your tent in a no camping zone or lighting a fire where you aren't supposed to whilst wandering through God's glorious terrain that our government has seen fit to preserve. But you can pass them in the left lane on the highway and they will not give you a speeding ticket. So I hope that the man who was driving the Acura and had all of us backed up on I-95 for 10 minutes because he had no idea what a Park Ranger was is reading this. You have now had your education for Monday.